Humor can get in under the door while seriousness is still f... - G.K. Chesterton

"A dead thing goes with the stream, but only a living thing can go against it."

"I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward."

"There is a road from the eye to the heart that does not go through the intellect."

"Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously."

"The man who kills a man kills a man.The man who kills himself kills all men.As far as he is concerned, he wipes out the world."