More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."
"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."
"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."
"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."
"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."