More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."
"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."
"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."
"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."
"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."