More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"
"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."
"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."
"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."
"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."