More quotes by J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

"That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can."
"When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody."
"I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot."
"I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It's nice."
"Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody."