I am not worried, Harry,"said Dumbledore, his voice a little... - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

"I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick."

"It is impossible to manufacture or imitate love."

"You could say sorry,"suggested Harry bluntly. "What, and get attacked by another flock of canaries?"muttered Ron."What did you have to imitate her for?""She laughed at my mustache!""So did I, it was the stupidest thing I've ever seen."

"I am not worried, Harry,"said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. "I am with you."

"Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!"