I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick. - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

"It is impossible to manufacture or imitate love."

"Don't count your owls before they are delivered."

"And he knew that at that moment, they understood each other perfectly, and when he told her what he was going to do now, she would not say ‘be careful’ or ‘don’t do it’, but she would accept his decision because she would not have expected anything less of him."

"Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!"

"It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more."