I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when... - Chris Rock

"I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity."

"I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity."

"I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day."

"A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage."

"You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years."