More quotes by Hunter S. Thompson

"Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously."
"Call on God, but row away from the rocks."
"If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up."
"No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun — for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax — This won't hurt"
"I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side."