I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to... - Hunter S. Thompson

"Faster, Faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death."

"If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up."

"'Crazy' is a term of art; 'Insane' is a term of law. Remember that, and you will save yourself a lot of trouble."

"I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side."

"Call on God, but row away from the rocks."