"No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun — for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax — This won't hurt"
"America...just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable"
"I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side."
"Politics is the art of controlling your environment."
"If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up."
"For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled."