No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun.... - Hunter S. Thompson

"I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side."

"Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously."

"A word to the wise is infuriating."

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

"If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up."