I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine... - Hunter S. Thompson

"America...just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable"

"Politics is the art of controlling your environment."

"So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?"

"Call on God, but row away from the rocks."

"If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up."