I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine... - Hunter S. Thompson

"I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side."

"No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun — for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax — This won't hurt"

"Politics is the art of controlling your environment."

"Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously."

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."