I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine... - Hunter S. Thompson

"If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up."

"Politics is the art of controlling your environment."

"For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled."

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

"No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun — for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax — This won't hurt"