More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Under the guise of being nice guys, the central bankers have done to the people what no army in history has been evil enough to do."
"My love for you grows daily, and all it takes is exposure to your sunny disposition, coupled with watering it with coffee."
"I went to Hallmark, but they don’t sell corridors there. I did, however, find a card that perfectly summed up our relationship. The card was blank."
"All my failures as a human being I blame on my father. Life is about accepting responsibility, and it’s time my father started being held accountable for my deficiencies."
"I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights."