More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin."
"Anything disguised as anything is chameleon. A ghost disguised as an unobservable and invisible object is a great example. Still, that’s easier to see than the love my ex wife had for me."
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."
"He rose like heroes, and I rose like rows of red roses. Love grows wherever you plant it, so I try to farm it wherever I go."
"#Networking is people looking for people looking for people. As for me, I’m more of a birdwatcher."