More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Her love was too cold, like an anti-oven. That's called a freezer, and sometimes it burns food. She gave me heartburn, just like coffee, and it really woke me up to the reality of relationships."
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."
"You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale."
"Working in the hotel business I have learned a lot about people. It’s amazing what you can discover about someone by watching them when they don’t know you are watching, especially if they are asleep."
"If what you wear says more about who you are then what you say when you speak, then my advice is to keep quiet and wear loud clothing."