More quotes by A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

"But Piglet is so small that he slips into a pocket, where it is very comfortable to feel him when you are not quite sure whether twice seven is twelve or twenty-two."
"Some people care too much. I think it's called love."
"A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise."
"I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true"
"If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear."