I might have known,” said Eeyore. “After all, one can’t comp... - A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

"I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true"

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"But Piglet is so small that he slips into a pocket, where it is very comfortable to feel him when you are not quite sure whether twice seven is twelve or twenty-two."

"Pooh,"said Rabbit kindly, "you haven't any brain.""I know,"said Pooh humbly."

"A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise."