Idris: Are all people like this?The Doctor: Like what?Idris:... - Neil Gaiman

"Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal."

"Picking five favorite books is like picking the five body parts you'd most like not to lose."

"Rule number one: Don't fuck with librarians."

"Writing may or may not be your salvation; it might or might not be your destiny. But that does not matter. What matters right now are the words, one after another. Find the next word. Write it down."

"Normally, in anything I do, I'm fairly miserable. I do it, and I get grumpy because there is a huge, vast gulf, this aching disparity, between the platonic ideal of the project that was living in my head, and the small, sad, wizened, shaking, squeaking thing that I actually produce."