Rule number one: Don't fuck with librarians. - Neil Gaiman
"Rule number one: Don't fuck with librarians."
"Rule number one: Don't fuck with librarians."
"There are people who think that things that happen in fiction do not really happen. These people are wrong."
"Read. Read anything. Read the things they say are good for you, and the things they claim are junk. You'll find what you need to find. Just read."
"This is how you do it: you sit down at the keyboard and you put one word after another until its done. It's that easy, and that hard."
"If you only write when inspired, you may be a fairly decent poet, but you'll never be a novelist."
"Soon enough his head would be swimming with tales of derring-do and high adventure, tales of beautiful maidens kissed, of evildoers shot with pistols or fought with swords, of bags of gold, of diamonds as big as the tip of your thumb, of lost cities and of vast mountains, of steam-trains and clipper ships, of pampas, oceans, deserts, tundra."