Rule number one: Don't fuck with librarians. - Neil Gaiman
"Rule number one: Don't fuck with librarians."
"Rule number one: Don't fuck with librarians."
"There are people who think that things that happen in fiction do not really happen. These people are wrong."
"Life is always going to be stranger than fiction, because fiction has to be convincing, and life doesn't."
"People think dreams aren't real just because they aren't made of matter, of particles. Dreams are real. But they are made of viewpoints, of images, of memories and puns and lost hopes."
"There are people who think that things that happen in fiction do not really happen. These people are wrong."
"Because if you don't stand up for the stuff you don't like, when they come for the stuff you do like, you've already lost."