More quotes by H.L. Mencken

"No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not."
"You never push a noun against a verb without trying to blow up something."
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it."
"The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom."
"Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull."