If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have... - H.L. Mencken

"The essence of science is that it is always willing to abandon a given idea for a better one; the essence of theology is that it holds its truths to be eternal and immutable."

"Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull."

"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it."

"The essence of science is that it is always willing to abandon a given idea for a better one; the essence of theology is that it holds its truths to be eternal and immutable."

"No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not."