More quotes by H.L. Mencken

"Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull."
"No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not."
"If we assume that man actually does resemble God, then we are forced into the impossible theory that God is a coward, an idiot and a bounder."
"The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom."
"The trouble with Communism is the Communists, just as the trouble with Christianity is the Christians."