The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine... - H.L. Mencken

"You never push a noun against a verb without trying to blow up something."

"If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl."

"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it."

"Theology is the effort to explain the unknowable in terms of the not worth knowing."

"The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom."