More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I haven't measured it, but I'll bet cat purrs vibrate at a healing frequency. Also, a whispered I love you almost certainly resonates with heart and DNA repair."
"A woman I had sex with is carrying my child, because God has made it so that my hands are full. They’re full of hope for the future."
"Who we were and who we are are four different people, and the me from now doesn't relate to the me from then, let alone to the you from now."
"A squeegee is a sponge on a stick, and if there is a tangible item that’s more romantic, I don’t know what it is. Never go on a first date without one."
"A chance meeting in a Kansas City coffee shop may take me months of planning and twice a day visits for over a year. But I already have my stunned, surprised, and shocked speech rehearsed for the moment I act like I had no idea she would be there."