If I could convert books to wine, I’d start with The Grapes... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If I could convert books to wine, I’d start with The Grapes of Wrath. I’ve never read it, but maybe tonight I’ll be thirsty enough."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’d fight for your love like I’m Tyler Durden. I want you to hit on me as hard as you can."
"I miss her like 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, and 5 misses 8. When we made love, our two bodies formed one spiral that seemed to cycle to the sky."
"I told the joke, but someone else got the high five. That’s like me drinking a cup of coffee and a guy in a coma waking up. Go back to bed, buddy."
"Love now, not later. Also, love later."
"To show you I love you, I bought you an antique watch. You can tell it's old because it doesn't even work. I got a great deal on it."