If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."

"All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same."

"Experts on romance say for a happy marriage there has to be more than a passionate love. For a lasting union, they insist, there must be a genuine liking for each other. Which, in my book, is a good definition for friendship."

"What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course"

"If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty."