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"The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others."

"If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything."

"A room without books is like a body without a soul."

"There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics."

"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."

"If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty."

"Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?"

"Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be."

"If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales."

"A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water."

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."

"No passion in the world is equal to the passion to alter someone else's draft."

"Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up."

"The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read."

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."

"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."

"An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind."

"Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple."

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present."

"It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."