#attributed-no-source

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

"An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind."

"I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."

"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left."

"If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything."

"You can't teach an old dogma new tricks."

"Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be."

"The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space."

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."

"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."

"The first draft of anything is shit."

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."

"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself."

"Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends."

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer"

"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."

"My Best Friend is a person who will give me a book I have not read."