If you can't run, you crawl. If you can't crawl-- you find s... - Joss Whedon

"Why anybody gets my sense of humor I never know, but I do know that when they do, I keep them as close as I possibly can."

"I also don't trust Caribou anymore. They're out there, on the tundra, waiting... Something's going down. I'm right about this."

"Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing."

"You either have to write or you shouldn't be writing. That's all."

"If you're going to make a science fiction movie, then have a hover craft chase, for God's sake."