Why anybody gets my sense of humor I never know, but I do kn... - Joss Whedon
"Why anybody gets my sense of humor I never know, but I do know that when they do, I keep them as close as I possibly can."
"Why anybody gets my sense of humor I never know, but I do know that when they do, I keep them as close as I possibly can."
"Bottom line is, even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So what are we, helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come. You can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are."
"Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck."
"If you're going to make a science fiction movie, then have a hover craft chase, for God's sake."
"War is not just the business of death, it is the antitheses of life."
"If you can't run, you crawl. If you can't crawl-- you find someone to carry you."