I’m not going to die because I failed as someone else. I’m g... - Margaret Cho

"George Bush isn't Hitler. He could be if he applied himself."

"I want Jesus to come back and say 'THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT'"-"

"Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor."

"It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you."