#inspirational-quotes

"The path to wholeness starts by loving yourself. It always starts there. If you love yourself, you will do whatever it takes to restore your health and happiness."

"If only you can add just one great and distinctive thing to your life each day, you shall surely not just live and leave one great thing!"

"Follow your heart. Then root its longing with the facts."

"Be Grateful- Your Life is a Miracle."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"The greatest lesson we should learn is that from the moment we are born we already have everything we need within ourselves."

"I suppose we must work on being gracious and grateful until we can do for ourselves. Someday the wheel of fate will put us in a position to be of use to them, and we will remember how much easier it is to give help than it is to accept it."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Tongues in trees, books in running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in everything."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."

"Cut not the wings of your dreams, for they are the heartbeat and the freedom of your soul."

"If two people are meant for one another, that doesn't mean that they have to rush and be together right away. Real love takes time to grow, just like how it takes time to grow from children to adults."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"Your success and happiness lie in you."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"I find no importance in showing others that I am happy; it's not important to me that they know or think that I am happy but what is important to me is that I am happy. I am interested in being happy, not in making others think or know that I am."