"I’m stuck babysitting turtle eggs while a volleyball player slash grease monkey slash aquarium volunteer tries to hit on me.” I’m not hitting on you,” he protested.No?”Believe me, you’d know if I was hitting on you. You wouldn’t be able to stop yourself from succumbing to my charms."
"More than anything, he wanted to return to the house with the same look of peace that he'd seen on Pastor Harris's face, but he trudged through the sand, he couldn't help feeling like an amateur, someone searching for God's truths like a child searching for seashells."
"you have to love something before you can hate it."
"I mean, if the relationship can't survive the long term, why on earth would it be worth my time and energy for the short term?"
"Truth only means something when it's hard to admit."
"Sometimes you have to be apart from people you love, but that doesn't make you love them any less. Sometimes you love them more."