More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."
"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."
"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."
"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."
"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"