More quotes by George Bernard Shaw

"Schools and schoolmasters, as we have them today, are not popular as places of education and teachers, but rather prisons and turnkeys in which children are kept to prevent them disturbing and chaperoning their parent."
"The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure."
"First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity."
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."