A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs... - George Bernard Shaw

"Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself."

"In heaven an angel is no one in particular."

"Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations."

"A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it."

"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you."