"In the end, perhaps we should simply imagine a joke; a long joke that's continually retold in an accent too thick and strange to ever be completely understood. Life is that joke my friends. The soul is the punch line."
"Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business."
"We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love."
"Those who shun the whimsy of things will experience rigor mortis before death."
"It is more important to be free than to be happy."
"Our lives are not as limited as we think they are; the world is a wonderfully weird place; consensual reality is significantly flawed; no institution can be trusted, but love does work; all things are possible; and we all could be happy and fulfilled if we only had the guts to be truly free and the wisdom to shrink our egos and quit taking ourselves so damn seriously."