Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.... - Beryl Dov

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."