"I've got a theory, it could be bunnies...I've got a theor-Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposesThey've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.And what's with all the carrots-?What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies!...or maybe midgets..."
"Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke."
"I also don't trust Caribou anymore. They're out there, on the tundra, waiting... Something's going down. I'm right about this."
"If you're going to make a science fiction movie, then have a hover craft chase, for God's sake."
"I write to give myself strength. I write to be the characters that I am not. I write to explore all the things I'm afraid of."
"My soul is wrapped in harsh repose,Midnight descends in raven-colored clothes,But soft... behold!A sunlight beamButting a swath of glimmering gleam.My heart expands,'tis grown a bulge in it,Inspired by your beauty...Effulgent."