"I've got a theory, it could be bunnies...I've got a theor-Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposesThey've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.And what's with all the carrots-?What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies!...or maybe midgets..."
"Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke."
"There’s a fine line between support and stalking and let’s all stay on the right side of that."
"It is the most fun I’m ever going to have. I love to write. I love it. I mean, there’s nothing in the world I like better, and that includes sex, probably because I’m so very bad at it. It’s the greatest peace when I’m in a scene, and it’s just me and the character, that’s it, that’s where I want to live my life."
"You either have to write or you shouldn't be writing. That's all."
"Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing."