I also don't trust Caribou anymore. They're out there, on th... - Joss Whedon
"I also don't trust Caribou anymore. They're out there, on the tundra, waiting... Something's going down. I'm right about this."
"I also don't trust Caribou anymore. They're out there, on the tundra, waiting... Something's going down. I'm right about this."
"You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."
"Bottom line is, even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So what are we, helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come. You can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are."
"You either have to write or you shouldn't be writing. That's all."
"Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke."
"Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing."