More quotes by Jerry Lewis

"I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't get me away from it because I commit that thoroughly. That's in friendship, that's a deal, that's a commitment. Don't give me paper - I can get the same lawyer who drew it up to break it. But if you shake my hand, that's for life."
"I've had great success being a total idiot."
"I've had great success being a total idiot."
"I've had great success being a total idiot."
"I've had great success being a total idiot."