Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon does... - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"Mistletoe,"said Luna dreamily, pointing at a large clump of white berries placed almost over Harry's head. He jumped out from under it. "Good thinking,"said Luna seriously. "It's often infested with nargles."

"Don’t put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!"

"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style..."

"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!""What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?"

"Would you like a cough drop Dolores?"