And anyway, it’s not as though I’ll never see Mum again, is... - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"

"Don’t put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!"

"Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect."

"Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies."

"My Head of House said I lacked certain necessary qualities...like the ability to behave myself."