More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."
"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."
"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."
"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."
"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."