More quotes by Beryl Dov

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."
"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."
"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"
"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."
"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."