More quotes by Beryl Dov

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."
"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"
"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."
"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."
"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."