More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."
"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."
"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."
"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."
"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."