More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."
"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."
"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."
"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."
"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."