Last time I saw you, I said that it hurt too much to love yo... - P.C. Cast

"This time the fluttery feeling in my stomach was more intense. It made the inside of my thighs tingle and my breathing deepen."

"Damien has died and gone straight to gay boy heaven,' Shaunee said..."

"I'll find you, don't worry. My body won't be with you all the time, but you'll always have my heart. I'm your worrier, remember?""I'll never forget. I promise. I'm your High Priestess and you've pledged yourself to me. That means you have my heart, too.""Then both of us better stay safe. A heart's a hard thing to live without. I should know. I've tried it."

"Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches"

"Who knew hitting my head and passing out would be so much fun?"