Damien has died and gone straight to gay boy heaven,' Shaune... - P.C. Cast

"Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches"

"Give me strength, not to be better than my enemies, but to defeat my greatest enemy, the doubts within myself. Give me strength for a straight back and clear eyes, so when life fades, as the setting sun, my spirit may come to you without shame."

"Who knew hitting my head and passing out would be so much fun?"

"This time the fluttery feeling in my stomach was more intense. It made the inside of my thighs tingle and my breathing deepen."

"If you have good friends, no matter how much life is sucking , they can make you laugh."