More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"
"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."
"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"
"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."
"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."