More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."
"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."
"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."
"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"
"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."