More quotes by Beryl Dov

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."
"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."
"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."
"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."
"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"