More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."
"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."
"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."
"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."
"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."