More quotes by Beryl Dov

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."
"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."
"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."
"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."
"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."