More quotes by Lou Holtz

"Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it."
"The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood."
"You'll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him."
"When the bank asks me about my assets, I include my friendship with Regis Philbin."
"My philosophy in life is, Decide what you want to do. You have to have something to hope for."