More quotes by Lou Holtz

"The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood."
"If you're bored with life - you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things - you don't have enough goals."
"When the bank asks me about my assets, I include my friendship with Regis Philbin."
"Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it."
"It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it."