Life is wasted on the living. - Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

"If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me."

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

"The story so far:In the beginning the Universe was created.This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

"To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem."

"The first ten million years were the worst,"said Marvin, "and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million years I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline."