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"To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem."
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"The story so far:In the beginning the Universe was created.This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
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"But what about the End of the Universe? We'll miss the big moment."I've seen it. It's rubbish,"said Zaphod,"nothing but a gnab gib."A what?"Opposite of a big bang. Come on, let's get zappy."
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"If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me."
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"To Trin Tragula's horror, the shock completely annihilated her brain; but to his satisfaction he realized that he had proved conclusively that if life is going to exist in a Universe of this size, then the one thing it cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion."
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